Just finished geog paper...came home after the paper and have been in my room since..slacking...listening to songs...especially Blink 182 songs...its how pro..especially when you're not feeling good..and just sing along. and you'll feel good..haha...and not have a care in the world...forever and ever.let's make this last forever...whatever i studied for geog didn't come out. For physical geog, i only studied, studied as in memorised and stuff, weathering and geohazards...and guess what...both didn't come out..and the same thing for human geog...so i ended up writing crap for 2 hours...and its 4 essays in 2 hours...and of course since i had nothing much to write, i wasn't rushing for time... And i didn't even complete 1 answer booklet while others handed in 2 answer booklets....anyway, i dun wanna think about it.. its over.. i hope that everyone fails...hahahah....so the bell curve is in my favour... mean right...what to do....haha..... yeah...blink 182 is good...haha.... I took her out it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom on a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is call ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? what's my age again?
Finally, after 5 min of loading, i'm finally typing my pro post...haha 3 more days to exams and everyone's so stressed..dun be stressed. Look at me..I'm so screwed, and yet not stressed. My elang is super screwed up. Just cos of the damn project which i got 13/30, now my overall score is around 33/70 and the final exam for elang is only 30%!! How to pull up...and it isn't as if i can get an A grade for the final exam itself..hahh....sucks...anyway, I just killed a cockroach, which is derived from the spanish word, cucaracha. Did you know, there are roughly 3,500 species in 6 families. Cockroaches exist worldwide, with the exception of the polar regions. If I aroused your curiousity about roaches, pls visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach . Anyway, after the brief crash course on roaches, I shall reveal the secret to killing a cucaracha. First, I experimented with bleach. Upon pouring bleach onto the cockroach, it stuggled frantically but obviously, was still alive. Next came the insecticide. Interestingly, after sparying, 4 of the cockroach's limbs were 'glued' together, but it was still alive. And now, its time for me to reveal the secret to killing roaches - CLOROX - Upon pouring the clorox, the cucaracha stopped moving right away. However, I'm still unsure whether the cucaracha is dead as of now. It stopped moving. Maybe it was playing dead. Hmm... More experiments should be conducted. Anyway, Ming Yong just told me that we got A+ for our last geog practical...WOW!!! haha...totally unexpected and pleasantly surprising. The project was totally scrappy and last minute. So what can i say, other then - What to do...Pro what....haha So...3 more days to exams...Econs on sat morning, followed by the dreaded elang on Tuesday morning, then the 4 essays of geog on wednesday morning followed by the incomprehensible Information Systems on Friday morning. Then its back to camp on saturday for half a day of briefing. And then its 3 essays for Changing Landscapes of Singapore on Monday evening. And then its all over...hahh...can't wait
Disclaimer : No cockroaches were harmed during the course of typing this post.
I was just thinking about the machines that you can strap on to your tummy or thighs and they will jiggle your fats and make you lose weight...so if we keep jiggling our fats, will we lose weight?? haha... maybe we could have weight loss sessions..where people get together...it'll be like....hello everyone..welcome to weight loss by shafiq... hope you guys came prepared..so are we ready??!!! and...start jiggling...(and everyone jiggles away...shake your legs and use your hands to jiggle your tummy) Then I'll be like - And let me remind you that this is focal weight loss...you can focus on which area of your body you want to loss weight by simply jiggling that part with your hand!! Its so simple...and all those who haven't paid for this session please pay up... And not only can will you lose weight but you'll relieve stress as well - by laughing...imagine a room full of people jiggling their fats...quite gross actually..haha...imagine ah huat!!! haha...gross...only appealing for ming yong....haha
